STARS! Too Close For Comfort....

Pests Out-of-Control
They're so tiny, but an infestation can destroy the peace and quiet NYC neighborhood within seconds! The Olsen twins voracious appetite to be seen trying not to be seen has consumed the patience of residents of the Greenwich Village brownstone they rent the top two floors of. Says one itchy resident who was removed from her own stoop so the twins could go through the front door privately, "They are disruptive, intrusive, and totally disrespectful!" Secondary infestations of goons, idling SUVs, other "spoiled brats", and the idiots who love them have spread up and down West 13th Street. Eeeew! [NYPost]

Joke's On Them!
Whoever rents Heath Leger's NYC apartment next will be paying $26,000. a month, $4000. more per month than the late actor paid for the SoHo. Then again, Leger only lived there until January 2008, and that was before luxury apartment had become the scene of a talented young star's all too early demise. [NYSun]

Meet the Parents!
In the elevator! In the laundry room! Every gosh darn time you set foot outside of your $10,000,000. luxury co-op! That's what Ben Stiller gets for purchasing his NYC apartment in his parents' Upper West Side building. Maybe Ann Zabar, the apartment's previous tenant, left the fridge stocked well enough that he won't have to go outside for a while. [NYSun]

Dome Home
Is it any wonder that the unusually high-foreheaded fashion mogul, Tommy Hilfiger feels at home in domes? Hilfiger's trading in his $50,000 for his luxury apartment in the Plaza for a 6000 square foot property inside the dome of another Central Park adjacent condo building. That's a lot of headroom! [Curbed]