RED HOOK UPDATE UPDATE: "To the Boatloads Who Freeload: Sleep with the Swedish Fishes"

It didn't look like Ikea had the Swedish meatballs to do it, but they did.

The blue big box behemoth is officially no longer cool with allowing freeloading Red Hookers to use the free shuttle buses and Water Taxis it sponsors for their customers as their own personal commuter service between their remote Brooklyn neighborhood and downtown Manhattan.

No Ikea handstamp, no Ikea receipt, no Ikea ride...